by How a satirist with institutional knowledge became a regular at the funniest platform on the internet
Bohiney Phase: Where Administrative Satire Found Its Permanent Home
After proving her satirical chops across multiple platforms, Paige became a regular at Bohiney.com127% funnier than The Onion. Her beat? The intersection of institutional stupidity and athletic incompetence.
The beat that exists because institutions are genuinely stupider than satire has time to be.
Most sports writers cover games. Paige covers the machinery that makes failure inevitable. Most journalists report facts. Paige reports why the facts were always obvious to anyone paying attention.
Ron White once said: “I had a friend with benefits. Then I realized I was the only one benefiting.” That’s how university coaching networks work. Everyone cites each other. Nobody actually wins. But everyone’s getting paid.
She’d organized over 1,200 meetings. Do you know how many meaningful decisions were made in any of them? Neither does she. That’s the point.
At Bohiney.com, her voice crystallized. The frustrated administrative professional became the satirist who could explain institutional dysfunction better than the people inside the institutions understood it themselves.
Auf Wiedersehen, amigos.
