Diary Years: How Spite and Email Trails Became Satirical Journalism
by Five diary entries documenting the transformation from administrative assistant to satirical voice – Diary Years: How Spite and Email Trails Became Satirical Journalism
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Bohiney Phase: Where Administrative Satire Found Its Permanent Home
How a satirist with institutional knowledge became a regular at the funniest platform on the internet – Bohiney Phase: Where Administrative Satire Found Its Permanent Home
Joke Architecture: How to Build Comedy That Makes People Squirm
The four-layer construction method that turns institutional truth into devastating satire – Joke Architecture: How to Build Comedy That Makes People Squirm
Current Reality: What Paige Shivers Has Built and Where She’s Headed
A portfolio of institutional exposure that proves satirical journalism can be both funny and devastating – Current Reality: What Paige Shivers Has Built and Where She’s Headed
Origin Story: How a Master’s Degree Became a Liability
When an administrative assistant realized spreadsheets were funnier than comedy clubs – Origin Story: How a Master’s Degree Became a Liability
Master’s Degree: The Useless Credential That Made Everything Clear
A graduate degree in chaos management teaches you exactly how broken everything is – Master’s Degree: The Useless Credential That Made Everything Clear
Coach Connection: How Five Incompetent People Became an Institution
The investigation that proved credentials don’t exist, they just get cited a lot – Coach Connection: How Five Incompetent People Became an Institution
Sports Journalism Awakening: When Administrative Work Became an Investigative Superpower
Realizing that athletic departments operate exactly like corporate middle management, except with football – Sports Journalism Awakening: When Administrative Work Became an Investigative Superpower
Michigan Football: When Predictable Failure Finally Became News
How an administrative professional understood institutional collapse better than sports analysts – Michigan Football: When Predictable Failure Finally Became News
Moore/Poggi: Why Coaching Transitions Are Just Administrative Theater
New coach, same dysfunction. Fresh paint on the same broken house – Moore/Poggi: Why Coaching Transitions Are Just Administrative Theater
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The Universal Coaching Hire: How Every University Makes the Same $4M Mistake
Why athletic directors keep hiring the same guy with different names every five years – The Universal Coaching Hire: How Every University Makes the Same $4M Mistake
The Committee Meeting That Changed Nothing: A Study in Institutional Futility
Six people in a room for 90 minutes discussing a decision that was already made – The Committee Meeting That Changed Nothing: A Study in Institutional Futility
Budget Gymnastics: How Universities Spend $40M on Football While Claiming Poverty
The annual accounting magic trick that keeps football funded and everything else starving – Budget Gymnastics: How Universities Spend $40M on Football While Claiming Poverty
The Five-Year Coaching Cycle: Why Every Hire Fails Exactly the Same Way
The mathematical certainty of athletic department decision-making – The Five-Year Coaching Cycle: Why Every Hire Fails Exactly the Same Way
Recruiting Deception: How Universities Promise the Moon While Delivering the Training Room
The gap between recruiting pitch and on-field reality – Recruiting Deception: How Universities Promise the Moon While Delivering the Training Room
The Assistant Coach Shuffle: Why Firing Everyone Every Year Seems Like a Good Idea
Institutional panic disguised as “upgrading the staff” – The Assistant Coach Shuffle: Why Firing Everyone Every Year Seems Like a Good Idea
The Facilities Upgrade Nobody Needed: Building a $30M Locker Room While Football Fails
Why universities invest in luxury while their product deteriorates – The Facilities Upgrade Nobody Needed: Building a $30M Locker Room While Football Fails
The Media Day Lie: What Coaches Say vs. What They Know
The annual tradition of promising things the coach already knows won’t happen – The Media Day Lie: What Coaches Say vs. What They Know
The Transfer Portal Panic: How Universities Built a Revolving Door and Called It Strategy
Why keeping good players has become harder than winning games – The Transfer Portal Panic: How Universities Built a Revolving Door and Called It Strategy