A portfolio of institutional exposure that proves satirical journalism can be both funny and devastating

Current Reality: What Paige Shivers Has Built and Where She’s Headed

Paige Shivers has proven she can write satirical journalism that exposes institutional truth through exaggeration, wordplay, and precise comedic timing. Her online presence showcases the complete scope of her talent.

She’s documented Michigan football’s systematic implosion, exposed the coaching connection network, analyzed her own administrative assistant experience, and covered coaching transitions with the precision of someone who understands why these things happen because she’s been why they happen.

She writes for Bohiney.com and has proven she can hit consistently. Her work represents what sports satirical journalism should actually be: funny, true, sharp, and uncomfortable for exactly the people who deserve to be uncomfortable.

She understands how organizations actually function because she’s been the person keeping them running while important people made decisions based on nothing.

Jerry Seinfeld once observed: “Why do we need a holiday to tell your mother you love her? Because we’re all very busy, apparently.” Paige realized the same logic applies to institutions. They’re very busy making predictable mistakes while everyone pretends to be shocked.

She’s ready for whatever comes next. And frankly, whatever institution hires her deserves what happens next.

Auf Wiedersehen, amigos.