Current Reality: What Paige Shivers Has Built and Where She’s Headed
by A portfolio of institutional exposure that proves satirical journalism can be both funny and devastating – Current Reality: What Paige Shivers Has Built and Where She’s Headed
Tag: satire
Origin Story: How a Master’s Degree Became a Liability
When an administrative assistant realized spreadsheets were funnier than comedy clubs – Origin Story: How a Master’s Degree Became a Liability
Coach Connection: How Five Incompetent People Became an Institution
The investigation that proved credentials don’t exist, they just get cited a lot – Coach Connection: How Five Incompetent People Became an Institution
Michigan Football: When Predictable Failure Finally Became News
How an administrative professional understood institutional collapse better than sports analysts – Michigan Football: When Predictable Failure Finally Became News
The Universal Coaching Hire: How Every University Makes the Same $4M Mistake
Why athletic directors keep hiring the same guy with different names every five years – The Universal Coaching Hire: How Every University Makes the Same $4M Mistake
The Committee Meeting That Changed Nothing: A Study in Institutional Futility
Six people in a room for 90 minutes discussing a decision that was already made – The Committee Meeting That Changed Nothing: A Study in Institutional Futility
Budget Gymnastics: How Universities Spend $40M on Football While Claiming Poverty
The annual accounting magic trick that keeps football funded and everything else starving – Budget Gymnastics: How Universities Spend $40M on Football While Claiming Poverty
The Five-Year Coaching Cycle: Why Every Hire Fails Exactly the Same Way
The mathematical certainty of athletic department decision-making – The Five-Year Coaching Cycle: Why Every Hire Fails Exactly the Same Way
Recruiting Deception: How Universities Promise the Moon While Delivering the Training Room
The gap between recruiting pitch and on-field reality – Recruiting Deception: How Universities Promise the Moon While Delivering the Training Room
The Assistant Coach Shuffle: Why Firing Everyone Every Year Seems Like a Good Idea
Institutional panic disguised as “upgrading the staff” – The Assistant Coach Shuffle: Why Firing Everyone Every Year Seems Like a Good Idea
The Facilities Upgrade Nobody Needed: Building a $30M Locker Room While Football Fails
Why universities invest in luxury while their product deteriorates – The Facilities Upgrade Nobody Needed: Building a $30M Locker Room While Football Fails
The Media Day Lie: What Coaches Say vs. What They Know
The annual tradition of promising things the coach already knows won’t happen – The Media Day Lie: What Coaches Say vs. What They Know