Diary

A Theological Crisis Unfolds Beneath the Memorial to Dodi and Diana on the Brompton Road Dear … The Egyptian Gods of Harrods Are Getting ImpatientRead more

Black Shuck Comes to SW1X: Britain’s Most Ancient Legend Relocates for Economic Reasons Dear Diary, I … A Spectral Black Dog Was Spotted in Knightsbridge and It Was Wearing a Barbour JacketRead more

Arthurian Legend Explains British Parliamentary Dysfunction Far Better Than Political Science Has Ever Managed Dear Diary, … King Arthur Is Sleeping Under Westminster and MPs Have Been Sitting on Him for Fifteen Hundred YearsRead more

Paige Shiver’s Exhaustive Investigation into Hyde Park’s Most Mythologically Suspicious Body of Water Dear Diary, I … The Serpentine Is Hiding Something and It Is Not Just the Open Water SwimmersRead more

Britain’s Most Mythologically Employed Birds Demand Better Working Conditions and a Cost-of-Living Supplement Dear Diary, I … The Ravens of the Tower Have Filed for RedundancyRead more

MPs Convert Democracy Into Procedural Origami While Five Thousand Years of British Magic Nods Approvingly Dear … Parliament Has Been Prorogued Using an Ancient Druidic Ritual Nobody Told the Whips AboutRead more

A Fourteenth-Century Mass Burial Site With Excellent Piccadilly Line Access and Strong Capital Growth Dear Diary, … Knightsbridge Station Is Built on a Plague Pit and the Estate Agents Call It CharacterRead more